Funny Adverts

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  1. Cogito

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    The Zoosk dating site commercial, in which the wona starts fantasizing about "Maybe a little steamy romance" when she sees a photo of a studly-looking guy.

    In her fantasy, first she smacks her teeth painfully into his face as they rush into each others arms. Then as he sweeps her off her feet to lay her onto the bed, she bangs her head against the bedframe. She recoils in pain, causing him to throw out his back and collapse, sweeping a dozen lit candle jars off the bedside stand...

    "Or maybe just a date..." she concludes.

    You know your love life is screwed when even your fantasies are a disaster!
     
  2. Unit7

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    I almost forgot about the new Direct TV commercial with the insanely rich dude who only wants the best. The ending where he kisses that miniature giraffe and then acts like an excited baby(or whatever thats supposed to be) is hillarious. lol
     
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    The Allstate commercials with the guy who is "mayhem." "I'm a hot babe out jogging. I'm focused on keeping this a ten...you're checking out my sweet headband when..."

    I love those commercials.
     
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    The new Wine Gums adverts are probably one of the scariest things I have ever seen on TV :s Linky 1, Linky 2 if you haven't seen them yet.
     
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    The murderous chainsaw-wielding ferret from the Mountain Dew commercials.
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    I don't think I've seen one of those yet. Definitely time for some video searching.
     
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    Okay, now that I've seen it. . . . That is one "Naughty" kitty!
     
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    The Natural Confectionery adverts are great. :D
    I forgot how great they were until I saw the most recent one 'Hide and Seek'.
     
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    My favourite is still "Bring on the trumpets!"
     
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    Yeah, that's my favourite out of them all too.
     
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    It probably has something to do with Matt Berry's involvement.
     
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    ...Who is Matt Berry?
     
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    Douglas Reynholm, from the IT Crowd.
     
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    Never watched The IT Crowd, but I know who you mean now.
     
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    My favorite commercial is the one where snoop dogg was invited to talk in front of a classroom of catholic schoolboys. It starts with him saying, "And that's what it's like being a gangsta." Then it cuts to the schoolboys, and all their mouths are open. Suddenly snoop dog is pulled through the floor and ends up in some fiery living room with four old fat grandma's playing poker and dressed in red: "greetings, snoop dog!"(she says)"congratulations! You're filthy language has earned you an eternity down here with us! (Cue Demon Voice like from The Exorcism) FOOREEEVEEERRR!!!"

    Then, a beautiful girl appears in a glow of white light, dressed as an angel, and she says,(get this:) "Dirty mouth? Clean it up! With new orbitz Mints!"

    XD
     
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    FAAAAATHEEEEEER!

    I love Matt Berry. :D
     

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