Hello Chaps and Ladies, Frustrated British storyteller here (not stories about Britain) I felt I should say hello to everyone, even the ugly people. So "Hello". Not much really to say. I love stories, any story that'll keep me entertained is brilliant. I feel like i've got lots and lots of stories to tell, but I don't have the drive or skills to tell them. I've joined for a number of reasons. Firstly I want to tell stories! Then I want to improve my story writing. My grammar skills when it comes to expressing my imagination aren't what they should be. I want to aquire the skills that'll let me tell the stupid stories that form in my bonce, and share them with the unfortunate ones who'll read them. Maybe the stories will stink, but its my stink and I want it to come across the best it can. Like a fart will always smell better under a duvet than it will in a busy fish market I like details and pointless stories that just drift off. I can be sat on the train home, see a tree and think up a story about it. I'm not sure how normal that is, but it passes time. Thats me. Very pleasant to meet you all.