I am Agent Moskau. Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm a humor/short story/rant and article writer of several years, never published since I've never submitted anything, but I feel that perhaps I may benefit from picking up some ideas from you fine folks and get my rear into high gear. If anyone would like to chat about writing or "stuff" in general, I am a friendly voice at least 99.9% of the time. The rest of the time? I suggest you have a frying pan handy.