Hello from rain lashed Sittingbourne, the slurry in the compost heap in the supposed "Garden of England." The only real writing experience comes in the form of writing scenarios for role playing games and report writing for work. One scenario which was published bore a remarkable resemblance to a couple of connected scenarios I had done about a year and a half previously, but I suppose that is a common story. I have tried writing short stories a few times in the past but always gave up due to them being decidedly ...... err, not good enough. I'm 50 years old, married with two teenage kids, cannot think of anything else relevant. Oh. I just hate text talk. I don't consider myself to be a grammar or spelling nazi, but a decent level of Inglish - it ain't 2 much to ask 4, innit?