For years I've kicked and screamed against the idea that I just may be a writer. I went to college to study science, where each and every professor suggested that I major in creative writing. To me, that was like hearing, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid". Writing is poverty. I don't want to spend 50 grand to be poor. It wasn't until I had realized that I couldn't even place a classified ad selling motorcycle parts without using creative writing. Imagine my frustration as I opened one e-mail after another thinking someone is interested in buying my item, only to read, "You should be a writer!" Bastards. There is no God. I hate writing. I hate all of you....and I'm hungry. I'm just kidding, of course. I am hungry, however. Looks like cold pizza again.