Hi. I'm a new member. Yes my name is a stupid pun. Sorry, but I couldn't think of anything creative. So, I'm already off to a bad start. I'm from America. I'm [redacted], so that's cool, I guess. Um... My real job is cutting meat. It's pretty messy, all the meat and blood getting stuck on my fingernails and the cracks in my hands, and I have to wash them about a million times a day. Uh... I like to write, so... Hi. I'm a new member.