I have this blog. I struggle to fill it with blog posts because I have approximately three ideas a year. I thought to myself, "How can I get the wonderful, imaginative people of WF to help come up with blog ideas for me?" "Give them the chance to humiliate you," a voice whispered in my ear. It was the voice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and so had to be italicised. I always listen to the FSM. Therefore, I promise to write a blog about every topic suggested to me here, no matter what it is. The only exception is things that will potentially lose me readers, since this is my official author blog. For example, I won't be blogging about dead baby jokes or paedophiles. I only promise to cover the topic, not any content. E.g. if you say, "Blog about your sexual attraction to carrots" I'll blog about sexual attraction and/or carrots but will not be claiming to have a sexual attraction to those juicy little love sticks them. I've already done 'names for female genitalia' and 'thick green dinosaur cocks' so don't bother suggesting those. Any suggestions gratefully or resentfully received!