I'm stuck on a piece of narration. My protagonist is this enormous guy, fat but also strong. A monster is coming up to the door of the bar that he and his friends are holed up in, and they move to attack rather than sit there and wait for it. I need some help describing the first-person act of running up and slamming through a door and knocking over the startlingly naked zombie on the other side. In this case, he was expecting something much worse than a zombie, so this is kind of a confusing moment that follows after some reckless bravado. After the tackle, when the zombie is on the ground and he's standing over it: "What am I looking at here?" I asked, staring down in disbelief at the nude corpse. "Currently?" Sig asked. "A dead man's balls." "That is so helpful, cuz. I mean besides his balls." "Well, besides his balls, there's--" "Don't even say it," I snapped, cutting her off.