Yeah, just being sarcastic. My names Dan, and i'm fourteen. Fourteen, great, teenager that writes stories - oh joy Anyway, i've been writing since i was six... yes, six. I've been reviewing for a few months and know basic grammar, really; determiners, adverb, adjective, coordinating conjunctions, clauses, in/finite verbs and all: a vast array. I'm an okay reviewer, but my heart lies as a writer. I only like reviewing when i've learnt new terminology or like being mean to the authors. Critiquing isn't my strong point, but i'm okay at that too. I'm from the online writing community The Golden Pen, along with Torpy, Siggi and, i believe Mattman. I hope i'll get some help from here, if i don't, i hope i can help you. ~Dan.