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    Hi Im Zen

    Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Zenmania, Aug 29, 2010.

    Hi Im the next big thing..

    Anyway if you want to chat with me about my phenomenal stuff, just post on this thread I'll explain my brilliant ideas to you and ****.

    Anyway here is my list of the top 10 writers of all time.

    1 - Zen
    2 - Shakespeare
    3 - Tolkein
    4 - Vic Flange
    5 - Agatha Christie
    6 - Adolf Hitler
    7 - Robert Clancy
    8 - Hp Lovecraft
    9 - Stephen King
    10 - David Eddings

    Obviously I come in first place.
     
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    Hi Zen.
     
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    Not a tad modest, are you? ;)
    And welcome. :)
     
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    Wow, you make ME seem quiet and reserved about my own brilliance. I like you already!

    Though, you missed an apostrophe in that "I'm" that was the second word of your first post, so if we're keeping score, the battle is already leaning in my favour... >: D

    *someone comes along* "Hel Melzaar, you spelt some really obvious word wrong again"

    "Thanks. Thanks a lot."
     
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    Hello Zen, Welcome to the Writing Forums.

    Please read How to Use the Review Room before you post there. Posting your own writing for people to comment on should not be among the very first things you do here. It is worth taking the time to see what other people have done to improve their writing, and see if some of it applies to your writing as well. That is part of why we require members to review other members' work before posting their own for review. On the other hand, there are no restrictions, other than content and copyright rules, on showcasing your work in your member blog.

    Also, be aware that posting a piece of writing on any public site, including this one, will greatly diminish your chances of selling it for publication. Removing the writing later does not alter that fact - once posted, it is irreversibly considered published. So do not post anything more than a small excerpt of any piece you are planning to submit for publication.

    If you haven't explored the site yet, you should probably do so soon. Newcomers often gravitate to the Lounge, the Word Games, or the Review Room, but there is much more to be discovered if you poke in the corners. Remember to check out our FAQ as well, and be sure to read through the forum rules, too, to avoid any misunderstandings or hurt feelings. Respect for one another is our principal mandate.

    As for the Review Room, new joiners often wonder why we do things a bit differently on this site than on other writing sites. We emphasize constructive critique as a vital writing skill. Training your eye by reviewing other people's work helps you improve your own writing even before you present it for others to see. Therefore, we ask members to review other people's writing before posting work of their own. The Review Room forums on this site, therefore, are true workshops, not just a bulletin board for displaying your work (and on that note, please only post each item for review in one Review Room forum). Also, please use the same thread for all revisions and additional excerpts from the same piece of writing. See this post, Why Write Reviews Before Posting My Work? for more information.

    And while you're looking around, don't forget to check out the RPG forum for improvisational fiction. Also try our Weekly Short Story Contest and Weekly Poetry Contest. They actually run more than one week apiece, but any member may enter, and all members are urged to vote for their favorites.

    Enjoy your stay here, and have fun!
     
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    I don't know what "hel" means, and you missed a full stop. :)

    Also, hey Zen. Nothin' like a good old bit of "I'm better than you", eh?
     
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    Actually, I was being modest. Thanks..
     
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    Yeah, I'll always be better than Melzaar..
     
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    Hi Melzaar, I like your sense of self love, lets be freinds!
     
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    Hi everyone!!
     
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    Lol you quadruple-poster-whore.
     
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    I believe standard practice is not to post more than once in a row - use the multi-quote buttons at the bottom of each post you want to quote - they're the middle one of the three yellow buttons. Just hit it on each post then hit the "Post Reply" button and they'll show up. :)
     
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    HAHA you one poster pimpernel!
     
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    Aaaah das ist kool ya? Vassever..
     
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    Zen I love you looool
     
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    Hi and welcome

    I don't reckon much to your top ten list, afterall where is my name?
     
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    Hi Trilby

    Unfotunately, you only got 11th spot.. sucks doesnt it?
     
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    :mad:
    I'm gutted.
    Note to self 'Must try harder':(
     
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    Its my birthday today.. you better wish me a happy one..
     

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