There were some threads I wanted to read, but registration was required to view them, so I registered. I'm not a very good writer, but I'm great at lying and bending the truth, sometimes without even realizing I've done so--I know it's not a virtue, but it's part of who I am. I've heard that story telling and lying are similar, so I have some hope of eventually telling a story or two that others might like. So, yeah, hi. If I annoy anyone too much just cuff me around the ears and I'll get the idea.