For the one above, the person had better be a Jew, just to spice things up You climb Mt Everest, getting all the way to the top, braving blizzards, almost slipping to your death, nearly running out oxygen---only to crawl into base camp a little later in absolute triumph. As you are running to your tent in jubilation, you trip over a rock and break your neck.
Out fishing on the river, just drifting along, you realize suddenly just how close you are to a set of rather large water falls. You crank up the engine get turned around, right at the precipice, and run out of gas.
You prank the local villagers countless times throughout your childhood. One day, an army of zombies emerge from the ground. You warn everyone, but no one believes you. You safely run away while everyone else perishes. Suckers!
Hi, From Spinal Tap: 1) Choked on vomit not necessarily his own. 2) Died in a bizarre gardening accident that the police would prefer remained unsolved. 3) Spontaneous human combustion - it happens! From Graeme Greene's novel 'A shocking accident': 4) Killed by a falling pig.
Oh, and one more. From Dead Like Me, hit in the head by a toilet seat falling from the MIR spaces station as it re-entered the atmosphere. Hence George will always be known as toilet seat girl. Cheers.
You go bungee jumping, but soon after you jump you remember you forgot your bungee cord. Luckily you land in some water. But a shark eats you.
being dragged to death behind a bus on having your fake fur jacket caught in the pressurised door while exiting
Almost starving to death after a month in the Sahara desert, and suffering from severe olfactory defect, you wolf down a dozen 'turd' sausages and wash them down with ammonium acid! (Ahhh! Refreshing!)
Smothered under a man - who you are definitely sleeping with at the time - who weighs as much as a Sumo wrestler..??
So, hypothetically, if one feather weighed about two ounces and there's sixteen ounces in a pound....two-thousand pounds times sixteen, divided by two equals...sixteen-thousand. So sixteen thousand feathers would be pressing down on your chest, slowly crushing you to death. Ugh! Just thought I'd share that tidbit
Sticks tongue in an outlet while drunk. EDIT: Sticks tongue in an outlet while drunk and naked! 3rd EDIT: Sticks tongue in an outlet while drunk, naked and riding a unicycle (Imagine that)
There is a large earthquake- lets say 7.8. The MC is at his job, but in his job there is only one place to hide, and many people to save. Everyone dives for that spot. The MC gets there first. Everyone else huddles up close next to him. He is only casualty of the earthquake... Smothered to death!
Slowly burning to death in a fire, alone, yet surrounded by fire extinguishers. Poor guy doesn't know how to use them.
Having fallen asleep inside one of the exhausting tunnel the same day Nasa is set to launch a new rocket.
As a clown for hire, you arrive at your next job, not realizing the previous night, the group of 10 - 12yr girls had watched the movie 'It' on the widescreen tv.
Inventing a coat which doubles as a parachute and then jumping off the Eiffel tower to your death. ... only this actually happened (to a guy named Franz Reichelt). You'd think he would have tested it from a lower height first.
I'll try. You are the world famous base jumper. On the day of your world record attempt your parachute has a hole which goes unnoticed. Luckily you manage to tangle yourself in a tree suspended by the parachute. You go out for a celebratory drink with your friends, but get mugged on your way home. You manage to elude serious injury and get home. You decide to take a shower and go to bed. Only to slip on the soap and crack open your skull.
Hi, One more from an old joke. The plane's on fire. You rush for the back door just behind the pilot, grab a parachute and jumpt for it. But half way down when you reach for the rip cord you realise that you've actually grabbed the back pack of the hippy who was sitting in the seat next to you. Naturally enough, you spend your last few moments above ground hating hippies! Meanwhile the hippy floating high above you is giving you the finger! Cheers.
Go into a shock from allergies to shellfish, only to find out the only thing your more allergic to than shellfish is an Epi-Pen.
