How Come I Am Not a Vampire?

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  1. Lemex

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    What happened?
     
  2. Lewdog

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    I was laying in bed with the heat on, and I got this cold wind on the back of my neck. Which was odd because my room is on the inner-part of a building with no windows. I then rolled back over and got another strange cool wind on the back of my neck and got this eerie feeling I wasn't alone. That's when I spoke out to whom I assumed was my dead room mate who had died in the apartment two years ago. I then rolled back over to sleep and there was not another draft the rest of the night or since then.

    I truly believe he was there with me and that I communicated with him.
     
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  3. minstrel

    minstrel Leader of the Insquirrelgency Supporter Contributor

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    I can explain this phenomenon. It wasn't your dead roommate; it was me! I needed to go to the liquor store and I couldn't find my car keys. I looked everywhere and they were nowhere to be found. The only place I didn't look was Williamsburg, KY,
    so I got on a plane and wound up at your place. I blew on the back of your neck to move your hair out of the way so I could see if my keys were there, but they weren't. I snuck out through the skylight. (It turned out that you didn't have a skylight, so I just busted through the ceiling. You have one now. Dunno how your upstairs neighbors are taking it.) I headed back to California and found my keys in the pocket of my other pants. Frustrating.

    Important note: None of the above is true.

    :p
     
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    jannert Retired Mod Supporter Contributor

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    I just saw this thread for the first time, and I'm busy slapping my face... WOT?!!! o_O
     
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  5. Lewdog

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    This thread was started by a troll that is no longer among us. :agreed:
     
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    jannert Retired Mod Supporter Contributor

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    Oh, fangs for the update. I'm relieved.
     
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    Jack Asher Banned Contributor

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    To be fair it's not more or less nonsensical then...other...recent posts.*

    *Mile wide stealth blimp, et al.
     
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    Bloody awful thread. May it never see the light of day again.
     
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    I also had an experience with a ghost. He was tall and fair, and had a perfect complexion and hair and never smiled. And there was another ghost, dark and strong, and you see they were fighting over me, even though I was the plainest girl in school....
     
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    And then you woke up. Bummer.
     
  11. Lewdog

    Lewdog Come ova here and give me kisses! Supporter Contributor

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    I share a real experience about my dead room mate and all I get is jokes. :dry:
     
  12. minstrel

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    Actually, you shared an experience of a cool wind on the back of your neck. The dead room mate thing is your (very likely wrong) explanation of it. ;)
     
  13. Lemex

    Lemex That's Lord Lemex to you. Contributor

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    I say, god damn dude. :meh:
     
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    Why a vampire?

    Really?

    If we had to pick fantastic things to be I would think most people would pick a power from a superhero or wizard or being able to move things with your minds....something

    But vampire?

    Sure they can be cool

    But drinking blood, killing people, living in castles, super hunger, either dying or being weakened or sparkling in the sun .....vampires have a bunch of risk XD Not to mention if any of these fantasy or myth stuff was real then wouldn't it make more sense to somehow seek out the Elixir of life? You'd be immortal but no killing or vampire hunters.....heheh
     
  15. Sunwriter

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    But would you be buying the "vamp-juice" or other product/s of vampire exploitation?
     
  16. Sunwriter

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    Why do you say "good"?
     
  17. Lemex

    Lemex That's Lord Lemex to you. Contributor

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    It means people are still sane, and don't believe in utter rubbish from at best second rate horror fiction.

    To be honest, ghosts are something I can at least entertain. But ... come on, vampires? No.
     
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    Wait. You're a girl!? o_O
     
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    You know there's a whole society online of self-proclaimed vampires right? I even have a FB acquaintance who wrote a entire book on vampiric energy I believe.

    It's strange to see you without the white wolf avatar!!!!
     
  20. Lemex

    Lemex That's Lord Lemex to you. Contributor

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    I do. There is a difference between feeling you embody a fictional character and being the literal walking dead who has no reflection and needs a stake through the heart to kill and whatever else.

    I thought it would be. And I just wanted a change. :)
     
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    Probably. If I could afford it. Not doing so would mean remaining a normal human in a world slowly filling with vamp-enhanced uber-humans. Not a pretty prospect and I would probably end up being someone's familiar or just some back-alley corpse having been sucked dry by vamp hooligans. So, yeah, I would buy the shit out of that shit. ;)
     
  22. Hwaigon

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    I once wanted to be Spiderman and broke my leg in the process. It was such a stupid fall.
     
  23. Mckk

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    So is that you in the pic?
     
  24. Lemex

    Lemex That's Lord Lemex to you. Contributor

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    It is. That's a picture of me from when I was teaching A-level English, about mid-last year. It was taken by a friend in my old university's cafe. :)
     
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    I believe in vampires, to some extent... Does that make me mad?
     

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