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    How to make a sandwich

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Torana, Mar 1, 2008.

    This morning young Amity realised that there are so many people out there today that have no idea how to make a sandmich. So with this realisation of hers she has decided to give you all a photo demonstration on the methods to making the perfect sandwich.

    So you should count yourselves very lucky that this precious little gift from the heavens above has taken the time out of her very busy day to provide such a detailed demonstration for all of you to learn from and better your sandwich making skills.

    So please scroll down and view the images as they appear on the screen before your very eyes and DON'T FORGET to thank young Amity for the time and preparation of this demonstration as she is quite ill at this present moment and it was a very tiring experience for her.

    She is currently resting after her little demonstration and getting cleaned up so leave her a little message here, thanking her and I shall remember to pass them onto her.

    I won't offer explanation of each of the following images. I am certain that they are self explanatory!

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    And here is the last image....I just forgot to make them the right way up is all :p she will forgive me though lol

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    :p Quite a mess she made.
     
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    oh my god.
    and I thought pillow stuffing was hard to clean.
    is she going to be a chef or a mud wrestler when she grows up?
     
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    hahaha that's my girl! :p

    I swear she will be both lessa. She loves food with an undying passion but loves getting out in the mud. She is a total nutter.
     
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    LOL thanks for the sandwich making pictures!!! very informative. I can't believe I have been doing it wrong all these years!
     
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    What kind of sandwich was she making?
     
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    What is it that she's making a sandwich out of?
     
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    wordwizard I am so glad that she has been able to show you the way it goes! May your sandwich days go more smoothly now. I am sure your family will greatly benefit from this. They will better enjoy those sandwiches now :p:p

    Cicero she never told me what kind of sandwich she was making. I presume it was a Calamity Surprise! o_O lol

    Connolly she was using herself, the floor, the chair (i left that part out for good reason. It got buttered bad and is now visiting the rubbish dump cause the cushion is ruined oops! lol) and she even sat there eating the butter...ewww! She even tried to use the dishwasher in the sandwich....she worries me so much some times! lol :p
     
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    I believe that would be butter...
     
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    Your belief would be correct my friend :p lol
     
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    That is - quite the sight! :)
     
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    Wow... Butter. Oh boy, it sure does taste great when you eat it plain...
     
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    Taste? Oh, it's meant to be taken INTERNALLY???
     
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    LOL

    I thought that it was a skin cream o_O

    Well at least now I know differently! :)
     
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    Today: Torana's kitchen, tomorrow: Iron Chef's Kitchen Stadium!

    Well done kid!
     
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    And then she will TAKE OVER THE WORLD! bahahahahaha! :p
     
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    I would have had to hire a cleaner to come in and get it gone.
    that much butter and I would be so sick to my stomach. Even the pictures of the little darling are doing strange things to my insides.
    glad she was well enough to get into mischief though.
     
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    Oh it turned my stomach don;t worry. It isn;t the first time she has gotten into the butter though, and I am certain it WON'T be the last either.

    But it does always create a laugh. :) and some very fond memories forever!
     
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    awww thank you. And yes she is cute (evil can be cute)
     
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    lol oh my gosh I could just imagine her filling the bath with all kinds of things from the fridge and cupboard! Now I'm worried! <starts biting finger nails>
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA that is so kewl!
     
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    She does know how to make a mess. It looks like a really good sandwich though.
     
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    LMAO kids are awesome! Mine do that with creams and makeup as well. It is hilarious. Mason paints amity, he won't wear girls things cause he's a boy not a girl
     
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    She was taught by the best! Mason...back in the tomato relish days......:confused::rolleyes::eek::(
     

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