As I pass over these forums one cannot help but to think of how many people consider themselves writers, and not just glorified penholders/key pushers. I still don't know "Why is a raven like a writing desk?", nor has it kept me up late at night. I am certain my peers will punish me with slanderous troll bait and/or mediocre rants about my very first post not exhuming the likes of a newbie poster. To this I say "My bad." A raven is like a writing desk, as both serve a purpose in an authors toolbox. The desk is written upon and the raven serves us with quills to write with -- Am I doing it write? P.S. Hello.