I am the Walrus.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ferret, May 10, 2007.

  1. Frost

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    Obviously far more attractive than Ferret - thus, the said female walrus is nominated!

    I AM CEASER!
     
  2. Torana

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    I think that Frost should have to do it!
     
  3. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    Hehe, that would be amusing.
     
  4. Frost

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    My frosty demeanour would not attract the walrus.
     
  5. Torana

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    You never know unless you try!

    all else failing we can send Banzai in
     
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    I have tried many a time to lure the walruses - they hold the secrets to total world domination. But alas, no success.
     
  7. Banzai

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    The secret to world domination? We could use that, Torana.
     
  8. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    The walruses do not hold the true power. The mice are the real masters of all.
     
  9. Torana

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    I'm soooooooooooooooo confused!!!!
     
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    But the mice merely perfected the walruses art.
     
  11. Torana

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    That is so true!

    Maybe Cogito can be the offering to the Walrus!!! :D:D:D:D
     
  12. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    What about the Eggmen?
     
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    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I am not very - digestible. Nor compliant. So whichever kind of offering you have planned, I would be a poor choice!
     
  14. Cogito

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    The Eggmen? Surely you are yolking!
     
  15. Torana

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    You are only having to lull it to sleep, not get eaten.......:D
     
  16. Banzai

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    Unless you want to get eaten?
     
  17. Torana

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    But then it would need something to clean it's teeth with!
     
  18. Banzai

    Banzai One-time Mod, but on the road to recovery Contributor

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    I have just the thing:
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    It even comes with a slave to do the actual brushing :D
     
  19. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Lulling it would require a more compliant me than you would find in this universe. I hope you have an altrenate plan!
     
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    Ah yes - give it the brush-off
     
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    Cogito will become more compliant with use of alcohol, methinks...
     
  22. Torana

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    Yeah we have Banzai to lull it after all. I mean he has to give it the toothbrush and he did find the walrus after all....so it is your job Banzai...have fun! :D
     
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    Why my job? Can't we feed JetBlack to it? :p
     
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    hmmmmmm!
     
  25. Cogito

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    Nownow folks...

    Don't want to strike a match here...
     

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