That's ok - my arms are longer, and I have a permanent marker in my hand. Let's see what happens if Banzai gets close enough to try shaving me eyebrows! Nyahahahahah!
Who said anything about Banzai shaving them? hehehehehe! But you can attack him with the permanent marker!
Hmm, maybe I should reduce both of your allotments of the world. But then I would either have to manage the rest myself (ugh), or find someone else to pick up the slack. Hmmmm.
Gee if that is how you feel then you can have my section of the world that I have spent many sleepless nights and exhausting days under the searing sun taking over all on my own without any help... I was getting tired of world domination anyways!
So I'm the one taking over the world now? Excellent... *clears throat* People of Earth, this is your Emperor!