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    If you sell your soul to Tom Waits, are you going to heaven or hell?

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    I'm thinking heaven.
     
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    I'm thinking "what??"...
     
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    sorry, few drinks, listening to tom singing "chocolate Jesus." Perhaps there should a rule against drinking and posting.
     
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    Well ... It all depends upon which day you die, and which form Tom Waits chooses to take on that day. For instance: If you die on a tuesday, and Tom Waits chooses to be a Retail Manager at an Illegal tire store on that day, you're definately going to heaven. If you die on a day ending in 'y' and Tom waits chooses to be himself on that day, you're going to Hell. If you die on a Saturday and Tom Waits decides to move to Pennsylvania, then you'll end up in an inevitable Stephen King memoir, and thus need not to worry about the whole heaven/hell thing.

    I hoped I answered your question.
     
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    Indeed sir you did! good show. I couldn't have asked for a better response.

    "Got have a chocolate Jesus. Makes me good inside. There's got to be a chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied."
     
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    ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
     
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    That's one way to internalize your religion.
     
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    I'm thinking Hell.
     

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