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    In Dog we Trust

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    A thunderous wing is a wondrous thing.

    In the heart of man is a pretty girl; in the heart of clam is a gritty pearl.
     
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    Span Boonerism!
     
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    - Monty Python (from "Monty Python's Big Red Book")
     
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    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
     
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    I have in my bosom a half-warmed fish- Queen Victoria, apparently.
     
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    Biny little tirds, LMAO.....
     
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    What a mucking fuddle!
     
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    Those people have no sense of humor. I would have kept the rug, especially since dogs are far more trustworthy than gods.
     
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    My mom lives in Pinellas County. She said stupid shit happens all the time there. lol
     
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    I used to live there too. I ran a dog grooming shop in Saint Pete. No lie.

    I wish I could have gotten that rug!
     
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    How do you droom a god?
     
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    With pope and sins.
     
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    LOL @ shadow and lustrous. Okay, chew on this:

    It gets really bad when they shake a tit on the grooming table.
     
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    Sometimes I lose my wit because of everyone's shit.
    Other times I lose my shit because of everyone's wit.
     
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    I was born and grew up in Florida... good times :agreed:

    If you want a laugh google Cabbage Patch in Samsula. They do coleslaw wrestling every year. Coleslaw wrestling.

    In Dog We Trust always reminds me of The Inbetweeners a British tv show/2 movies- "I stopped believing in God when I realized it was just dog spelled backwards."
     
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    If I ever get rich I'm going to track down the owner of that rug and offer him / her a huge sum of money for it. I miss Saint Pete. And all the nice people we met while we were there.


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    a tweeting chirp; a cheating twerp
     
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