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    Inspiration from James Joyce

    Discussion in 'Erotica' started by Tenderiser, Sep 7, 2016.

    Joyce's love letters: http://arlindo-correia.com/joyce.html

    Some excerpts are rather poetic:

    "My prick is still hot and stiff and quivering from the last brutal drive it has given you when a faint hymn is heard rising in tender pitiful worship of you from the dim cloisters of my heart."

    Others... not so much:

    "...to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my cock while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red cunt."
     
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    Dog needs shooting.

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    If I used the word "cunt" in any context, especially in a love letter, my girlfriend would slap the shit out of me. But good for Joyce!
     
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    I'm fine with cunt, but I'd be a tad miffed at rank red cunt.
     
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    The old C word is not all that pleasing to me, also it was abused to death in 70's erotic novel The Teacher's Horny Itch.
     
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    Better than clitty, I always feel such a fool, poking about. Y'know, which one is it?
     
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    Clitty *shudder*
     
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    Little Pink Pleasure Button :supergrin:
     
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    You fool, we're talking female genitals.
     
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    Of course...What about the aesthetically pleasing sex are we specifically discussing? :supergrin:
    3437.jpg
     
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    yeah i can't think many girls would be too impressed with being described as 'rank'
     
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    I really disgust that word, but...

    Plump crimson cunt -Maybe?
     
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    Plump = okay
    Crimson = wtf no
    Cunt = okay

    But I'm weird like that.
     
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    Okay...

    Hot pink wet pussy. :supergrin:
     
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    Hot = okay
    Pink = a faint shudder (and not of pleasure)
    Wet = meh
    Pussy = KILL IT WITH FIRE
     
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    Glistening, strawberry colored contrapunctum.
     
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    Damn this hard.

    Venus penis trap glistening with morning dew. :superthink:
     
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    Confusing hillock.
     
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    Spread like a theatre of dreams, and me, a tiny dancer on her stage...something something
     
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    Her lubricated cylinder ready for a piston. (Vroom, Vroom) :supergrin:

    Her soft mine entrance awaiting the heavy mining drill.

    With her body arched at a 45 degree angle, her mortar tube needing a new shell. ("Fire in the hole!")

    IDK, there is no right answer.

    Ordnance.jpg :superlaugh:
     
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