Hello. As you can see my nickname's Profanity. Usually when I join someplace with this name, someone tells a joke about profanity not being allowed. I've read your rules - you guys can't make that joke! Whew. So yes... I'm new here. I'm not really a writer, I practically don't write, but I'd like to. Even if I barely do it, I still enjoy it very much. I'm still not quite sure how things work around here and how good do I have to be to throw my work out there (here) for you to see, but hopefully I'll understand this machine soon enough. Anyway... I honestly don't know what else to say, except: Hello, new people. Oh, and I've read the rules and this bother me a little: "Posting in the Writing Workshop requires 2 or more constructive critiques of other members' work for each new posted work." . Now I do realize that this is completely fair, but... I'm really shit at reviewing, honestly, I suck at it big time. Not to mention, my total inexperience would bear no weight in the form of CC. I don't really know where I'm going with this, so I'll just stop!