Job Title Euphemism Game

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    B.T.W. I notice we are all very fond of the words "supervisor" and "specialist". (myself included) I'm hoping that we can all practice being at least figuratively correct when we choose words to describe a position. If the job indeed has a supervisory capacity, then use the word supervisor. If a degree of special training is needed to complete the required job then specialist is appropriate. I'd love it if we used this game to challenge ourselves into thinking inside and outside of the box. Even the humorous job titles manage to highlight a layer of irony. Great job so far.

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