McDonald's crew trainer - Timer button instruction specialist. or... culinary craftwork instructor. Sheep herder. (biblical or brokeback )
Socialite - Director of Interactive Communications Janitor (Don't know if this has been taken, so I will give a back-up) Or Tourist guide
Tour Guide: Resident Chief Excursion Director and Chief of Guided Walking Department of the Interior. Road Work Stop Sign Holder!
Road Work Stop Sign Holder: Expert at Carrying Necessary Safety Information in areas of high traffic.
@Killer300 Since you provided no job to give a title to, I will use your username! I assume 300 stands for the 300 Spartans. Spartan - Applied Physiological Research Assistant Fireman Or King
Movie Star - Overpaid Cardboard Cut-out Entertainment Exhibitionist A guy who cleans up after surgeries.