Just When You Thought Humanity Couldn't Get Any Dumber...

Well if we all gave you a penny for your thoughts, you could buy a cup of coffee at Starbucks by now.

 

Well when two dumb people get married and multiply, a recessive gene makes them well endowed. Unfortunately you can either be good looking or smart. It sucks.

 

That's the kind of thing we should be debating. Is better to be brainy or beautiful ?

 

you do know that claiming anything can be '1000%' of anything is a good example of 'dumbness,' right?

 

I'm sure he meant to say a baziliion percent.

 

I like to pass gas around breatharians while they are 'eating'. It really tests their faith.

 

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You're right. Forgive me for my lack of precision.

"You do know that dumbness is 1000.00000000000% genetic, right?"

 

That reminds me of the people on the Maury Show. "Maury, I am 1000% sure Leroy is the father of my baby."

 

For every light socket, there's someone with a butter knife and an urge to poke.

 

Wait. Is that two people? One with a knife and another with an urge to poke? Comprehension are hard.

 

It's one, unless it's Sybil "The people. They're coming. They're here!"

 

Nope, it takes at least 4. One with a knife, one with an urge to poke, one to tell them what to do, and one to complain they are doing everything wrong.

 

I'd like to see how long she'll last. How can we be sure she isn't snacking? This should be the next big Hollywood diet.

Either you actually stop eating and die (or get to enjoy a refreshing IV drip in a hospital,) or you start believing you have stopped eating and then just call the process of putting nutrients and fluids into your mouth with another name, or maybe "I'm not really eating, I'm just reminding myself how food tastes like."

She'd die of dehydration sooner than hunger, though. That'd be sad. The world needs people who aren't afraid to do their thing, however weird.

 

That is shocking and revolting! Watt are you currently wired on?

I never knew you had such a capacity for EVil. It;s an abuse of power, I tell ya!

 

Lighten up, dude!

 

You both need to come to the dark side.

 

Cause we have cookies!

 

All the double entendre in this thread is a turn off.

 

Why? Do I have potential?

 

What?

 

If I have to explain it, then it just isn't funny.

 

I got some of it.

 

Illuminate her!

 

Ohm my gosh. Sir, cut it out

 

these puns have me all amped up!