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    Love Story of a Man and A dolphin

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    I cringed when I read that he has two cats. This dude needs help. Seriously.
     
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    Oh, Where the Bottle Nose Goes!

    by Dr Seuss
    Illustrations by M. Brenner

    a Caldecott Award Winner
     
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    I think there is a woman's vibrator called the dolphin. Maybe he got confused and thought it was a real dolphin.
     
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    Fifty Shades of Bottlenose Gray.
     
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    He likes to play spin the Bottlenose.
     
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    Really, what was the porpoise of that?
     
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    It's a tail about a man and his dolphin.
     
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    Did he say "fin" when it was over?
     
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    If anyone has any more links to this story, let minnow.
     
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    If the dolphin dumps him, he can always take solace that there are plenty more fish in the sea.
     
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    Dammit, all of you took the best puns!

    Um...

    The Little Mermaid III: Dolphin Paradise

    Finding Dolphin

    Pride and Porpoise

    Dolphins of the Caribbean: At Dolphin's End

    "Meet Lord Flippers, Lord of all Dolphins."

    "The ship is going to take us down, take a deep breath when I say. Do you trust me?"
    "I trust you, Dolphin!"
    "Ready? Breathe!"

    "You've got a dolphin in me. You've got a dolphin in me. When the sea looks....rough ahead and you're miles and miles from that nice warm land. You just remember what ol' Flip said, boy you've got a dolphin in me. Yeah, you've got a dolphin in me!"

    "I can't carry the shark tooth for you, Mister Human...but I can carry you!!"

    "It's the simple flip necessities! The rarest of anemones, forget about your worries and your strife!"

    DOLPHIN NAPPA
    "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the weird-factor?"
    DOLPHIN VEGETA
    "It's dolphin-flipping over NINE-THOUSAAAAND!!!"

    "I AM SON GOKU, THE ONE...AND ONLY SUPER DOLPHIN! CCCLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!"

    LINK
    <grimaces> Urgh! My worst nightmare come true!
    RUTO
    Oh, Link, this is my best dream come true!!!
    LINK
    Sweet Din, please, someone just kill me!

    HORATIO CANE
    Looks like he's all...*puts sunglasses on* out of flips to give.
    YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

    The Sea Scrolls IV: Dolphinborn
    You are the Dolphinborn, here to save our oceans from the wrath of Shaark, an evil shark being who wishes to cast centuries of darkness upon us.

    ~*~*~*~*~

    I'm out. :p
     
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    Tastes fishy to me
     
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    ...And I thought the romance between one of my human protagonists and a cat-person was bad. :/
     
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    it's not like he made a career out of having sex with sea creatures--more just a fluke, really. still, I'm not surprised that book made him a lot of anemones.
     
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    That dolphin just really loved sea men
     
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    He must swim very whale.
     
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    Sheds a whole new light on the series, Flipper.

    o_O
     
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    Guys, you are so childish and intolerant making fun of this poor guy. He definitely needs help and special treatment in a hospital. Or in Seaworld? :rolleyes:
     
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    It all started with a blowhole...
     
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    Meanwhile, all you guys thought it was hot when Capt. James T. Kirk had sex with a green alien woman. At least this dolphin is from, you know, Earth.

    And besides, how many volumes of Japanese manga are filled with various humans having their orifices invaded by tentacles? At least, this dolphin didn't have tentacles.

    So don't lose hope. We're weird, but we're still here somehow. :D
     
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    Ok, time to give this story a little more perspective.


    The military (back on the 70s) paid to have research regarding LSD and dolphins.

    This one dolphin, who was allowed to swim in the ocean, of her own free will continued to return to the aquarium, or whatever you call it, because she was curious about people (also notoriously horny).

    She liked to rub herself on the human of this story, and was often aggressive untill one day, their temples touched.


    Suddenly their was this telepathic connection between the two of them, and from that moment on her behavior changed. She was gentle, patient, and slowly wooed the guy, untill finally they had passionate consensual sex. Then he went to college and she died a few months later, presumably of a broken heart.


    Again, I am speechless .
     
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