"Gar. That name itself is revolting. I can't believe I'm about to eat one. I would tell you that it smells fishy, or muddy rather, but truth be told, I can't smell a damn thing through the hot peanut oil and cornmeal batter. Don't know what kind it is; long nose, short nose, spotted, alligator. Course it's not Florida gar; they live in, well, Florida. And you know ain't no way no proud Bayou Bengal is gonna eat something exclusively from Florida." Without my use of a dialogue tag, will you describe the character who just told you the above statement? I have a bet with a somebody what the most popular answer (or close to it) will be.