Hi Guys, You all know the theorum (the infinite monkey theorum) which more or less says that an infinite number of monkeys sitting at a keyboard will one day by pure chance write the complete works of Shakespear. It's a thought experiment, or so I thought - I never considered that anyone would actually try the experiment! But I came across this excerpt from the wiki in my philosophy forums and very nearly wet myself laughing. In 2003, lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000 grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes Crested Macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon in England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website. Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S, the lead male began by bashing the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it. It seems fellow authors, that our jobs are safe for the moment from the simian threat! Cheers, Greg.