My Knight Can Beat Up Your Knight

Y u no link!?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/aestheticoctopus/morgan-freeman-with-cat-on-his-head-u4o

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/MvxmPsiJYSd/Korn+Family+Values+Tour+2007+Kickoff+Party/cDoFghuFD0W/Kendra+Wilkinson

 

Teddy Roosevelt immediately hires Freeman to narrate a biography about himself. Lincoln pets the kitty and allows his sons to play with kitty.

As for crazy lady with chainsaw?

Spoiler

They're gonna go deal with her and her gang right now.

 

Teddy's childhood friend smothers him in his sleep.



As for the gang...


EDUCATION

 

Congrats! You've just made the Saints gang a hell of a lot smarter than they used to be! Now they're even stronger!

 

Cool, we have a gang now.

And you know what? Huey Freeman with the Black Power fist.



So it's Abe Lincoln riding a grizzly (patting a kitten) with a gun called The Emancipator, Teddy Roosevelt's dead now though, Morgan Freeman is narrating, our smart purple gang is breakdance reading (I guess? Is that what they do now?), and Huey Freeman is charging the Black Power fist.

 

This is a word game, not Picture Wars. Please stick to written responses.

 

My character is something that does not exist in the physical sense, but has the power to kill in an instant and INSTANTLY evolve to battle any new enemy it comes across.

(I stalked this thread for some time, some of the responses are very amusing. )

 

I call cheats.

 

I press "~", click on Pishku and his army of undead, type "ToggleGodMode" and press enter.

Oh, and I spawn a few Darkspawns, Reapers, Geths, ReDeads, Gibdos, Moblins, etc.

 

My army is Cogito who bans you under my command. MUAHAHAA.

 

Okay CruciFICTION, how about this.

It is the fasted evolving bacteria ever, but it only kills after a year of being infected, and in the meantime halves your strength.

 

Cogito already banned you.

 

My army is Alzheimer's, which deteriorates Cogito's mind until he is unaware of his own existence.

 

My army is Banzai, who bans Alzheimer's.

 

Okay, let's not anger Mr. Cogito and Banzai anymore, shall we? 8D

My army is the hundreds upon hundreds of Twilight fangirls.

 

My army is the sound that Justin Bieber's fangirls (and boys?) make when they see him.

(someone was supposed to one-up me with Daniel, and then I was going to one-up them with "server issues". You guys are terrible at the meta-game)

 

Fine. Daniel gets tired of the game and disables the forums. I hope you're happy.

 

... Shit. Sonofabitch. >=C

 

You asked!

C=

But, at any rate, Pishku revives the forums and the game resumes again.

 

Tsk tsk, CruciFICTION, thou shalt not take the moderators name in vain.

I send a butterfly to distract you, leading you to a lava pit of death.

 

New Character comes along to save CruciFICTION and ends up tricking CruciFICTION onto unstable grounds that could crumble at anytime to a lava lake

 

Pishku dives in, rescues CruciFICTION and gets him/her out of the lava pit. They are then confronted by every bad guy Link, Goku, and Dr. Who had ever had to face.

 

cruciFICTION gains the powers of Superman, but he wears the Red Son costume instead of that normal weird stuff. He also has the skill of Batman, and he is known as Tyler Durden. Yeah. You heard me.

 

My army is up my sleevey.

 

Mine is an army of undead slugs