Okay, so as it stands I have two major problems with writing. The first one, like most people, is procrastination. I already have a decent handle on solving that though, so please disregard. My real problem is number two... I try to write pretty often, a lot of times it peters off into nothing or my motivation dies before I even open up my word document, but every so often it hits me. Inspiration, ideas, coherent sentences, they're all there. Everything is golden for about twenty, thirty seconds, but then something else hits me. I never realise it at first, some how I never understand until I'm literally wiggling around in my chair, but I'm urgently overtaken by the need to take a dump. I'm not shitting you, it's almost like I can tell if what I'm about to produce is quality or not based on potential bowl movements... What's wrong with me?