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  1. SeaBreeze

    SeaBreeze Banned

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    Mystic Jar

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SeaBreeze, Dec 12, 2007.

    This is a mystic jar. You shake it up and down then pull something out. Sometimes nice, sometimes bad and sometimes downright wierd!
     
  2. SeaBreeze

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    *shakes jar.. Moth flies out*
     
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    *shakes jar again. Out comes a mystic smell!*
     
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    *shakes jar. Out comes a tenner.* :D
     
  5. Eoz Eanj

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    *shakes*

    *nothing comes out*

    Ha. Funny, the mystic jars produced disappoitment for me.
     
  6. Cogito

    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    I shook the Mystic jar, and when I opened it, all I saw was mist. Maybe I missed something by mistake.
     
  7. Domoviye

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    <Shakes the Jar. Reach hand in. Pull out a Grizzly bears head. It starts growling. Frantic fight to put the lid back on.>
    I think the jar is broken.
     
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    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Domoviye obviously used to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle. :)
     
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    *Shakes jar, pulls out handful of sand*

    *Maybe next time the jar goes to the beach it will take us*
     
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    Cogito Former Mod, Retired Supporter Contributor

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    Shaking the jar, I reach in and withdraw a mysterious glowing key.
    Any theories?
     
  11. Domoviye

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    <Shakes the jar, reaches in, pulls out a small black pebble.>
    Thats no fun. Its too small to even throw at someone.
    And Cogito I never watched Rocky and Bullwinkle, never liked them. But I did watch a lot of Anamaniacs which pulled similar stunts.
     
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    *shakes the jar and pulls out...Torana?*
    Well, DOZ did say there would be weird stuff in there... :p
     
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    :eek: I remember that!!! I haven't seen it in years though...
     
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    Helloooooo, Nurse!

    I poke at the black pebble with a pencil. It rolls about an inch and stops. I drop a sock on it, which instantly disappears, only to be replaced by a completely different sock.

    Hey, one of the great mysteries of life has just been solved!
     
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    Shroedinger says:

    There might be a cat in that jar.
     
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    I thought he would say that there is and there isn't a cat in there?
     
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    There is a cat in the jar, and it is both dead and alive.
     
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    If someone pulls out a furball we'll finally know the answer to that all important question.
     
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    That was devestatingly brutal.
     
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    *shakes jar out pops a smexy swedish male massuse who begind massaging my very tired and aching feet!*
     
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    Please, this is a family forum.
     
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    But my feet hurt! and it's only for feet!

    *wriggles smelly toes in Frosts face*

    *shakes jar and pulls out a packet of never ending dark chocolate tim-tams*
     
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    <Shakes jar, pulls out a wild monkey, who proceeds to steal the packet of tim-tams. Since DoZ is busy getting her feet massaged she can't run after the monkey.>
    Well that was unexpected. :)
     
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    *shakes jar then pullls out sling shot and ammo. Shoots monkey and then Dom. In the BUM! (rude enough for ya? ;))*
     
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    <Shakes jar, reaches in, pulls out the real Domoviye. The one that was shot fades away.>
    Now its just getting weird.
     

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