...to figure out what happens when you cross the streams. Nearby ice rink plans to revolutionize ice hockey by...
Nearby ice rink plans to revolutionize ice hockey by eliminating the slippery ice, in order to safeguard the players. According to recent studies, eating earthworms....
According to recent studies, eating earthworms have proved to be a new source of protein which would help reduce the formation of wrinkles in older people. United Nation's Strategic Annual Report On World Aid estimates...
Somali pirates have captured the last known 'Nigerian emerald ferret' and are demanding $3,000,000 ransom money. As the president dreams...
As the president dreams of hosting the next regional meeting of ECOWAS Mine workers in Chile are threatening...
Mine workers in Chile are threatening... to start mining in clam chowder. First man to be succesfully teleported claims that...
First man to be successfully teleported claims that he will have enough time within the atemporal void to master at least 5 different languages and 6 different instruments between the 10 to 20 minutes it will take for the teleportation to complete. He believes this experiment will demonstrate the potential of similar exploitations of the laws of relativity for the increase of industrial productivity - specifically, the recruitment of scientists via rapid recruitment by exploiting said laws. The longtime President of the I.A.S. (the International Acronym Society) has resigned after...
@Anonym: That's news! It got me laughing in a way. The longtime President of the I.A.S. (the International Acronym Society) has resigned after he was accused of being involved in a sex scandal. Charlie Chase, former steward of the late Angelina Smith, is finally convicted of......
Charlie Chase, former steward of the late Angelina Smith, is finally convicted of smiling with intent to laugh President Obama was found early this morning . . .
President Obama was found early this morning juggling flaming steak knifes while the secret service protests overpaid labor laws. Sarah Palin...
Formula 1 Takes Bold Individuals to stand on the road risking their lives for sponsor Deals. Hairy Man...
Hairy man is rescued after being stuck for 2 days in the wax of a bee hive. Luckily, there was plenty to eat and being covered in said wax effectively hid him from the bees. A local stamp collector was arrested after....
A local stamp collector was arrested after he went on a rampage: Authorities believe he inhaled too much glue Pluto is...
Pluto is, as of the 23rd of this month, the 2nd cartoon to be memorialized on US currency - the 1st being that of Spongebob, whose face was put on the 7 dollar bill in 2021. The small town of Alder Heights was evacuated this morning after...
The small town of Alder Heights was evacuated this morning after children with white hair and violet eyes were seen wandering the streets. Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard...
Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard is scheduled to appear at a United Nations press conference Monday. The Nation was shocked...
The nation was shocked when controversial media figure Donald Trump volunteered to shave off his comb-over for charity. Pandemonium gripped the capital yesterday after...
Pandemonium gripped the capital yesterday after Sylvester Stallone rode a white horse through a shopping mall wearing nothing but a tiny piece of underwear to publicise his new movie Thongo and Cash. Clowns rejoiced as....
Clowns rejoiced as they are now officially allowed to wear blue noses. The Queen of England has admitted to.....
The Queen of England has admitted to being the Queen of Canada and Head of State in Australia, after a court case revealed she had been abusing tax loopholes. Metropolitan Police finally tell the truth and show an iota of competence and integrity when...
