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  1. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    Cacian, a Writers Forum Poster was arrested today for giving obscure messages to poor old Cleo. He can now be found.....

    ...Writing letters to Cleo, professing undying loyalty and servitude. (jk, Cacian.)

    Dr. Noel Wattlebirth of Oxford has discovered...
     
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    Hehe....sorry about that:(
     
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    Dr. Noel Wattlebirth of Oxford has discovered a magic way of turning numbers into letters.

    The latest challenge on how to sail solo....
     
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    The latest challenge on how to sail solo ends...with a whimper!

    IBM sues...
     
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    IBM sues CNN, MSNBC, the FBI, CIA, the IAEA, the UN, NATO, the EU, NAFTA and the USMC for theft of intellectual property - purported to be an unreleased prototype of some sort. In response, the IAO (International Acronym Organization) has announced that it will sue IBM for the abusive and gratuitous overuse of acronyms in a single law suit. Due to the influence of the IAO on the House and Senate, and on the Supreme Court, experts expect a resounding legal victory for the IAO over IBM. Stay tuned for more inane acronym-related news coverage!

    A startling study, conducted in joint partnership between Playboy and Science Magazine, reveals that....
     
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    A startling study, conducted in joint partnership between Playboy and Science Magazine, reveals that....men are more comparable to baboons when viewing female nudity.

    Paris Hilton reveals…..
     
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    Paris Hilton reveals… startling intellect: Rabid fans vindicated, skeptics still skeptical.

    Rags and Riches!...
     
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    Rags and Riches! Saggy britches! Ugh, The economy still sucks.

    Bees found in abandoned '72 El Ranchero witness to...
     
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    Bees found in abandoned '72 El Ranchero witness to a great cycle of warm seasonal weather and is now on its way out.
    Bees should be back to normal very soon.


    The defyance of certain employees in the RideIn RideOut business company......
     
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    The defiance of certain employees in the RideIn RideOut company has led to a general strike within the industry. Experts expect a delay in the production all RI-RO related products until the strike's cessation.

    Stocks in the slinky industry plummeted after news broke of...
     
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    Anonym I like your latest headline..clever.:)

    Stocks in the slinky industry plummeted after news broke of fake employers running the company got out of hand.

    The celibacy act to be reviewed angered....
     
  12. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    ...95% of the population, so WWIII started.

    After deleting his lvl. 33 Breton warrior by mistake, Jones did not make a new file. Instead he...

    (Be creative. Don't say something like he made a new character or went outside.)
     
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    After deleting his lvl. 33 Breton warrior by mistake, Jones did not make a new file. Instead he a try a rescure mission in which all the deleted files were reviewed. The device to do this can be recontruscted following a supermagasine instructions designed to recover lost files recently written by a genius called Jarvier Match.

    The excentric inhabitants of Java Ville were woken by this...
     
  14. Link the Writer

    Link the Writer Flipping Out For A Good Story. Contributor

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    tremendous earthquake. Turns out SSJ Gohan was praticing new moves and accidentally brought down a mountain. As you can well imagine, they were not pleased with him at all.

    A fanfic writer...
     
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    a fanfic writer decided he needed to take trip to remote village in the Andes to see if he could recapture his story in these surroundings.
    a plan of film was much talked of about his latest story.


    Derelic buildings around the capital are to be....
     
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    Derelic buildings around the capital are to be gentrified and recommissioned as freak shows, mirror mazes, magic shows, in keeping with the new mayor's pledge to put a fun house on every corner.

    After narrowly escaping with his life after a freak skateboarding accident, the Pope has announced that...
     
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    After narrowly escaping with his life after a freak skateboarding accident, the Pope has announced that he will never wear the hat in the shower again.

    After he roundhouse kicked Ronald McDonald off of Mt. Everest, Chuck Norris has...
     
  18. Love to Write

    Love to Write I'm a lover of writing. What else is to be said? Contributor

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    After he roundhouse kicked Ronald McDonald off of Mt. Everest, Chuck Norris has been sentenced to a 5 year sentence in Oklahoma Penitentiary. Guess we found the one thing Chuck Norris can't beat. Our justice system.

    Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The wicked witch is dead!! However...
     
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    Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The wicked witch is dead!!! However, Brick & Mortar, Inc. - the company that built the house that crushed the aformentioned witch - is being sued for constructing a poorly built foundation, allowing the house to be picked up intact by a passing tornado and carried into the land of Oz.

    "Scientists from the Botox Research Institute announced Tuesday that...."
     
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    Scientists from the Botox Research Institute announced Tuesday that Botox companies should start using Barbies as models

    Green porcupine found eating......
     
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    "Green porcupine found eating a brown porcupine; going down in history as the first case of interspecial cannibalism between porcupinoids."

    "An announcement is expected later today from disgraced psychic Bjorn Hernandez after..."
     
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    he incorrectly predicted that in 2011 Sweden would be making a serious cash offer to buy Portugal.

    Disgruntled rabbits in the thousands were the latest to occupy Wall Street to-day apparently because....
     
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    Disgruntled rabbits in the thousands were the latest to occupy Wall Street to-day apparently because - they were protesting about vey long newspaper headlines.

    Pop Goes ...
     
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    Pop Goes from Popeye after lawsuit due to copyright infringement.

    Justin Beiber found... *sorry I cant help to see how ridiculous someone will make this lol*
     
  25. Love to Write

    Love to Write I'm a lover of writing. What else is to be said? Contributor

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    Justin Beiber found out today that his life is being ruined by the media. We expect that his announcement, to get out of the show business while his pride is still intact, will appear later this week.
    (sorry a little depressing)

    An Elf from Lord of the Rings was spotted...
     

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