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    Nonsense Couplets

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    Submissions must rhyme

    It was Tasty as a beetle dipped in hydrochloric goo
    And soon the bag of snacks was empty as a barefoot ladies shoe

    Massive birds fell from the heavens and they tumbled into hell
    It had an absolutely appetizing spicy sort of smell

    I keep my toenails lengthy till they're long enough to grip
    A silly green homunculus with a piercing on his lip

    A stack of mooshy mushrooms fills the room in purple mist
    So to breathe with greater ease I grew a nostril on my fist
     
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    The many long and slender tentacles of squids are well equipped
    for excavating ruins of a sepulcher or crypt

    All the hidey holes were turgid with the memories of dogs
    But they quickly were invaded by some enterprising frogs

    With extravagant alacrity the Cop was well disposed
    As his testicles were skillfully and deftly interposed

    The window had been opened and the wind had come inside
    And it wouldn't leave till sundown when we promised it a ride

    It lay saucily unbroken on the checkered slanty floor
    But the soup rolled down in ribbons pooling near an apple core

    Her illusionary nipples had me fooled for bloody hours
    But she thinks of them as nothing more than minor super powers
     
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    Rumble in the Cabbage, The Fish they Swim Like mad
    The tall things hop and Wiggle, The apple tree is bad

    So yuckily scribble, they laugh like poisoned ducks
    I run to meet my buddy but he runs into the trucks
     

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