One Line At a Time!

There was a nagging voice inside my head, growing with speed, feeding on my fear like a parasite, What if I was the danger, who would protect the innocents from me? By now the fear had grown to the size of a mountain, with the voice at it's peak.

 

Unable to stand the banging of my own thoughts any longer, I shouted to the world that, "

 

I HAVE NO LIFE!!!" and proceeded to sprint to the gate. She asked for a different flight, but the secretary just kept clicking away at the keyboard, as if she didn't exist.

 

Oh no! There are two of these now and it's my fault; sorry! :redface: Can we merge them or something?

I didn't even care 'where to'; I just wanted to fly: Taj Mahal, Aya Sofia, leaning tower or Eifffel Tower - what did I care.

 

But the nagging thought in my head persisted. For some reason, people had stopped responding to my actions and words.

 

Maybe it had something to do with the large diaper I was wearing. Well, it could be worse -- at least now I was prepared for an emergency.

 

then the things in my hands came into focus:it was a banana suitcase, with a porcupine in a small, steel crate with air holes.

 

Was I only dreaming?

 

or was i dreaming in a dream?

 

Or was I dreaming of dreaming in a dream? Whatever I was doing I had to find an explanation to why I had managed to smuggle a porcupine and a perishable fruit item through customs!

 

And then she appeared... in a white gown, her teeth glinting, a halo behind her head; everything was clear now.

 

I knew, right then, that I was indeed developing cataracts.

 

And then she looked at me, i gazed back, and she said, "I am way out of your league."

 

"Nonesense, haven't you ever read Charles Darwin's obituary!?" I couldn't believe her ingorance.

 

She gazed at my fruit-like suitcase, and replied, "is that edible?"

 

The mod-design of the airport gave it all away though, as she looked into a haphazardly-shaped mirror opposite of the desk: Kendrie Phillips was invisible.

 

"Dang shrooms are at it again," she muttered to herself, and continued to go back to the car, when suddenly...

 

Chuck Norris destroyed the Earth.

 

With the Earth destroyed, she became a spirit.

 

Which wandered the ocean in search of spongebob, hoping he was real.

 

All the while wondering how it was possible to search the ocean for spongebob with the planet destroyed.

 

But then, no one said it would be easy-peasy.

 

His determination to find the largest spongebob in the universe never wavered.

 

and hand in hand they wandered the stars, through the sulphuric seas of venus and glacial wonders of neptune they searched for the mighty spongebob. The other spirits rumoured that he was the only one that could replace the earth to its former putrescence as he was mightier than Chuck Norris.

 

THE END
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id say so...

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Jake Bloggs sat on his couch watching TV while wearing only his 1980's star treck T-shirt and boxers.