This is exactly why my holiday should be instituted. On various nights, none of which are known to outsiders, ninja dash all over the world leaving presents. However, due to them having to fight off robot-vampyre-zombies (as well as zombie-vampyre-robots), it is only done during the later winter months (so that their robotic bodies become slower). In addition, the ninjas will only come to your house if you set out shuriken and sake for them - but not too much, tipsy ninja are dangerous ones. They also tend to like lights and gigantic trees covered in decorations. Why, you ask? The lights are harmful to the robot-vampyre-zombies (as well as the zombie-vampyre-robots) and they surely can't climb trees.
Damn. This is getting outta control. *Goes and gets tranq gun.* Thud. *Banzai's Down* Thud *Lordofhats Down* Thud *adamant's Down* Thud *Kits down* Thud *Oh crap Shot myself in the foot. Ooooooooh bugger sleepy hmmmmmmm*
..... I used to be terrified of Santa. Now I wonder how much more terrified the children will be! I mean, geez! Are the kids really going to get offended by the HO-HO-HO? it's stupid! It's the way I was brought up with santa ringing a bell and Booming out "HO-HO-HO! MEEEEEERY CHRISTMAS!" Then again, someone had better go arrest that tool that went past the fuel station yesturday. An elf was in the drivers seat (at least someone dressed as an elf) and a guy dressed in a santa suit was hanging out of the passanger side window of a tinsel ladened car, ringing a bell and yelling out merry christmas! Hohoho! while the driver was beeping his horn. It was hilarious and made my day actually. I waved at him and he waved back, went around the round-about twice, beeping and yelling out merry christmas before zooming away!
Freedom is never absolute. And stupidity and bureaucracy (you tell ME the difference!) are universal.
If we think we are free then maybe we will except that we are far from free but happily we can except the reality is not what it may seem.....
