Hi there. My name is Earl ShaddowCroc, and I'm an amateur professional freelance writer. I really like writing, and want to pursue it as a secondary job in the future. But for now it's a hobby. (Although I do do writing commissions for enough money. Which as usually pretty cheap.) Anyway, I like writing fiction, mostly. I dislike Reality, and don't see the real point of writing about true events. About myself, I like Video-Games, Internet memes, Drawing, Writing, LEGO crap, and being a funny, well-hated guy. I also worship "Weird Al" Yankovic as a God of some kind. I've even devoted a scam religion called "Yankovism" to him. Oh, did I mention I'm partially insane? I don't think I did, but I'm too lazy to check.