This is basically a thread about quotes that make you laugh you !@# off. im sure everyone has got a few quotes whether from TV or anime or whatever. My personal favorites are from POTC Dead Man's Chest Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks? Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key? Jack Sparrow: Now you're not making any sense at all. -------------------------- Will Turner: You want me to find this? Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones? Will Turner: Not much. Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth. ------------------------------- From the importance of being earnest Jack: How you can sit there eating muffins when we're in this terrible trouble, I can't make out! It seems to me to be perfectly heartless... Algy: I can hardly eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. Jack eats muffins and Algy eyeballs him Jack: Good heavens, I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden. Algy: But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins! Jack: I said it was perfectly heartless of YOU under the circumstances. That is a very different thing. Algy: That may be, but the muffins are the same!