Hey peeps, im in Australia and I've just stumbled across a Time Machine! Not kidding! I sat down at my laptop at around 8-8:30pm Sunday night. Its now 5:08am Monday morning! I don't even know how that happened. I've only written three paragraphs and responded to a few posts..... aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrggggggggggggg! Im either very sloth like or im in the future without a back button. Does anyone want some lotto numbers while im here?
So happens I sat down ~10am and looked up to find it was 4. That evidence suggests that rather than a time machine the whole Universe went through a time warp.
The same thing happens when I wake up for work. The time beeps at 7:00, but I look again 10 seconds later and it's 8:00. These time shifts are far too coordinated...must be aliens.
