I blame @GingerCoffee for posting this, because now I want to know what the writers here can do with 2 sentences or not much more. I'm going to start with: I asked my wife, "Did you hear that the Tiger Tiger Arsonist killed another family last night?" She answered, "God, I wish they'd start calling me something else." I got out of bed and opened the door to go to the bathroom. When I opened the door again to go back to bed, there was only a reverse copy of the bathroom on the other side. I opened the door to let a family of three into my funeral parlor. Before I could do anything else, they climbed into 3 of the caskets and shot themselves. As I tucked my son into bed, I handed him a stuffed dinosaur so that he wouldn't be afraid of any "monsters." I closed his door, walked down the stairs, and found pieces of that very same toy scattered across the floor. On the 14th, I asked the nurse when I would be allowed to get out of bed, and she answered "On the 15th." On the 15th, I asked the same nurse if I could get out of bed, and she answered, "I already told you, not until the 16th." My phone rang and I answered, but the person on the other end hung up without saying anything. I re-dialed, and another phone in my pocket started ringing. When the police arrested me, they said I had decapitated Judge Reinhardt. Judge Reinhardt heard their case and sentenced me to death.