1. IanLawson

    IanLawson New Member

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    Fakespeare

    Discussion in 'Research' started by IanLawson, Sep 4, 2012.

    Not being a reader of The Bard's work, and not being fluent in old English, I'm a bit stumped. Google could not help.

    Basically I need a fake Shakespeare quote telling someone to F*** off d***head, which is supposed to be from A Midsummer Night's Dream.

    I've got:

    “Leaveth thee alone Demetrius, for thou arst a d**head, taketh thyself away and fornicate.”
     
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    "Leaveth me selfum be Demetrius, thou simple f&%^. I beseech that thee dost stick thine phallus betwixt thine cheeks!
     
  3. psychotick

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    Hi,

    I did some googling:

    Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee

    I do repent the tedious minutes I with her have spent

    What hempen homespun have we swaggering here

    If you were men, as men you are in show, you would not use a gentle lady so

    Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, no touch of bashfulness

    Cheers, Greg.
     
  4. psychotick

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    Hi,

    I did some googling:

    Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee

    I do repent the tedious minutes I with her have spent

    What hempen homespun have we swaggering here

    If you were men, as men you are in show, you would not use a gentle lady so

    Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, no touch of bashfulness

    Cheers, Greg.
     
  5. The Crazy Kakoos

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    "Demetrius! Fornicate to any exit for thoust head is a vengeful phallus!"
     
  6. IanLawson

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    That is brilliant, and caused a fit of the giggles. Do you mind if I use it?
     
  7. The Crazy Kakoos

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    Be my guest. :)
     
  8. IanLawson

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    Thanks a lot.
     

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