An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch. The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said on Thursday. With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off. The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole. "After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch." The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.
Hang on, if the thing was rabid, doesn't that mean that there are now two rabid pensioners (one of whom may or may not have the power to kill with his crotch) and a rabid construction worker on the loose?
Believe it or not, this actually reached norwegian news as well (not much happening here lately). I must now take the long way to school, I guess. Far away from the park with the evil squirrels
"Nice pet!" "Thanks, I call him Nutty." "He looks a little mangy though..." "What did you say?" "Er- of course, I didn't mean any-" "Kill, Nutty, kill!"
*"Nice pet!" "Thanks, I call him Nutty." "He looks a little mangy though..." "What did you say?" "Er- of course, I didn't mean any-" "Kill, Nutty, kill!"* Call about going 'nuts' rofl.
