Story Board Game

....of attractive women wearing knock off police hats entered the room and asked "are we too late for the gang........."

 

...of partying unicorns and gyrating gnomes?" The patrons looked at them in...

 

...and said "did you bring enough mushrooms for us too" It's been too long since I last danced with the sweet muse.....

 

...of flirty bears and silly singing fish. Soon the whole bar was bouncing with...

 

the insect-rat-things, which had become violent and blood-thirsty again, and who...

 

were holding leashes of lutefisk eating Norwegian strippers wearing nothing but two cotton balls and a Q-Tip, holding.....

 

the pieces of an ancient artifact with the power to destroy all the universe, but they were too stupid to put it together. The flirty kodak bears, on the other hand...

 

Had the assembly directions hidden in the pouches of the kangaroos the kept for.............

 

...a time such as this when they all knew it was time to get the hell out and chase down that Wolfie who had gotten away with the Billy Bass. They were so sure they saw him....

 

.....unzip the Wolfie costume and emerge as Bob Dole, but they weren't sure because by then the 'shrooms were kicking in and they also saw..........

 

Elvis Presley and Bob Marley dressed in samurai armor fighting to the death, who subsequently...

 

Started some heavy petting before morphing into a couple of drunken writers on the internet who..................

 

were writing a story about Wolfie, who everyone thought was human, but what they didn't know was that he was actually it, a wolf who...

 

had been bitten by a human to become a were-man - and every black moon he would join society as an upper class snob preying on the weak and narrow minded.

 

The writer was anxious because he kept having periods of his writing time he couldn't remember and would .....

 

Then go video-tape suicide bombers doing their duty, because that was his hobby. However, he was captured by Osama himself during one of his trips, who then...

 

Brain washed him into thinking he was Al Gore, the whole world was going to drown from global warming and............

 

the penguins were really angry about it. They had already infiltrated and attacked several coastal cities causing...

 

Mass casualties at several herring canning plants, the carnage would have been much worse but, Wolfie subdued the vicious aquatic birds with.........

 

a vicious howl and a stern glance. The penguins quickly scattered back into the sea. Meanwhile Wolfie decided to ...

 

Go out for pizza with chicken and white sauce, unfortunately the pizzeria was actually the space travel ship from the Hitchhiker guide and.....

 

before he knew it he was on the other side of the galaxy. He realised he had made a very bad mistake when...

 

All of a sudden all he wanted to do was make out with Dianne Feinstein in the back of Toyota Prius and realized Old uncle Al was back to.................

 

his old tricks again. Dianne Feinstein was the clue his uncle had always been trying to fix them up. God knew why.
Later, having escaped the Emotional Influencator and smacking his uncle Al round the head. He wandered deep into the ship in search of the pizza he still wanted when suddenly....