I've heard worse and haven't done it. Don't worry. (Thanks for it, though.) I'm a mature young lady. Plus, what @KaTrian said. Use the men's room. There's never any line, like ever. When there's a single-stall men's room, and a single stall female room, and the female room has like 7 people standing in line, I just use the men's room. No one ever notices.(Mom taught me that trick.) and look at how many people mentioned me!
Stupid perhaps, but also kinda 'aww.' Brilliant! The ice-skating thing made everybody else present lol too... I would've probably crapped myself. Even if really, really wasted. You do know men's rooms really, really, really, really stink?
I like how you mentioned the bff and your first attempt at a tattoo toward the beginning...only to come come back to it with a much better anecdote at the end. Nice storytelling skills.
Well, it's fine for a potty emergency. Surprisingly, did you know that the thing with the soap in it is not really a sink?
That's totally awesome, dude. That's true, but most men's bathrooms really do stink, there's often piss on the seats, all that crap (pun half-intended), and women's stalls are usually much spacier, like almost twice the size of men's, so yeah, I really do prefer the ladies', sorry as I am for making a few of them wait. And there's another reason to avoid men's: the stink and dirtiness really sucks the love out of the air. And urinals and urinal cakes are there for one reason and one reason only: urinal hockey.
I DJ'd in a nightclub in Spain, I'd often heard the cleaners barf in the ladies having to clean all sorts of tampons, soiled tissue etc off the floor. They used to toss a coin in the hope of winning cleaning the gent's... apologies for the TMIs. Oh just thought of another, my buddy and I (after the pub) found a shopping trolley in the street. We took turns in sitting in it while the other pushed it across the road into the kerb. The result was a Superman-style flight against a shop window. The last of my pushes ended in a hospital visit when my buddy cracked his head as well as the plate glass pane. Boy was that funny, stupid but freakin' hilarious!
I used to just take whipped butter, dip my finger into it, and eat it off my finger. Is it bad that I find this lol-able?
@erebh OMG, you reminded me of something similar! How about thinking it's a good idea to push a shopping cart, through the snow, with a CAR, with your friend in it? Taking turns actually. It was great until the last time we stopped, the cart went flying as it was supposed to (friend inside) and flew by a cop car as it pulled into the lot. Friend freaked out, somehow turned the cart, flipped over an embankment and (seriously) rolled down the hill and into the freezing river. Needless to say, we were all in a lot of trouble, lol. I don't know how I forgot about that!
Some of you might even remember me writing about mine - I guess. I dated a girl who I knew had paranoia and serious trust issues. It started with a one night stand, ended after a 5 year relationship when she cheated on me and then posted videos of me sleeping onto YouTube. Yeah, I'm not very lucky in love it seems.
Don't know if the ladies are a tad tidier around here or what since we've also been to the women's side at a metal club and, as far as I can recall, it was significantly cleaner than the men's. Or maybe it's just the absence of the reek of man sweat... I cannot, for the life of me, remember how I thought it was a good idea to try to open a glass door by pushing it by the glass instead of its handle or steel frame when I tried opening the door from a full run. I don't think I've ever seen so much blood in one spot but it sure was an interesting experience and my first ambulance ride as a patient. A friend of mine once said that you're not a real man until you've dated a crazy girl.
I must be superman so... For a while I thought there was something wrong with me that I only pulled complete space-cakes! Someone should start a tread just on mental ex's... Maybe over in the erotic section
Haha! That's a great idea! I've got some cracking stories from that relationship. Some definitely should not be discussed in polite society.
Last time I checked, no. But I haven't visited her profile since I saw those videos taken down. For all I know they have been reposted, but I don't really want to find out.
I agree with Duchess - that's a really twisted thing for someone to do to you. Sorry you've had to deal with that, Lemex.
Deciding to cross country ski across a river, even though the ice looked suspicious. But hey, me poking it with the ski pole didn't break it, so obviously it could support a 165 lbs guy. Doing shrooms when I was in a bad mood. Leaning over subway tracks to vomit when smashed off a mickey of vodka at 14. Getting into a fight when I was drunk. Deciding when twelve that I wanted to know what it was to be drunk so doing shots of straight vodka in the kitchen during a parents' dinner party. Ended up passed out on the bath-mat in the bathroom. A lot of other stuff when I was high that I don't remember.
I'll just say that it involved a cow, a replica light saber, and vanilla cake frosting. Any further details might lead to criminal prosecution.
