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    Talent

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Onoria Westhrop, Jan 19, 2007.

    Other than writing, anyone here got any weird talents?

    I can run a noodle through by nose and out of my mouth, break a walnut between my finger and thumb and do an amazing Elvis impression involving the use of dried seaweed.

    Top that!
     
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    Nothing really interesting but I can remember all of the 352 or so people that currently play in the AFL, which is the Australian Football League (NOT SOCCER, soccer is for pansies, I hope Raven doesn't get a hold of me) and I can also hear an actor's name and say what movies they have been in or hear a movie and name the actors who starred in it better than most people can. I have also memorised a riddle since I was four and I have a very good memory. I recall everything and store bank vaults of information on the people I meet in my brain, often bringing up minor things that we've talked about in the past and they have forgotten but it's still fresh in my memory. It causes a lot of confusion. But nothing like blowing into seaweed.
     
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    wow
    that noodle thing is
    wow
    haha

    wierd talents?
    no I think not
    i think my ability to navigate foreign cities is pretty intense
    =DD
     
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    I know, right? What a visual...

    I don't think it's wierd, but I can make some pretty impressive sculptures with pipe cleaners and chenille stems.
     
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    Um, I'm really good at making my eyes go all funny, like rolling them but wierder.... (Which is probably why I need glasses!) and,... I have the amazing ability of breathing. I don't know if you have seen it done before or if you have even hear of it but, yup! I breath!
     
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    Shooting and debate. Debating videogames, not politics, video games.
     
  7. Onoria Westhrop
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    Shooting and debating? Got your bases covered with those two.
     
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    I can do the noodle thing.

    I can also deep-throat.
     
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    You also strive for attention.
     
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    Well, I can't really think of any talents except writing, but I do play softball.

    In the sixth grade, I won three out of four competitions at softball camp. I've played the game of softball since I was five years old, and I am going to be playing on the high school team in two months, which will be eleven straight years of play. Anyway, back to the softball camp thing: I would've won the fourth competition if one of the other girls hadn't ratted that I "stepped over the white line", even though I had thrown the ball about 10 or so more feet farther than them. I was notorious at my old town for playing softball, and people were actually scared of me!

    I scared my ex-softball coach one softball game when I came up to bat. He started saying "move back! move back!" to the field because they thought i was going to crack it out into the outfield...instead...I hit a bunt right down third base line and scared the shit out of everybody! :D

    So...there's my little story on another talent.
     
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    Your mom strives for attention.
     
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    Yeah ha nice work.

    Enjoy your pathetic life.
     
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    It's so funny how people on the internet believe that the greatest diss is to tell someone that they have no life, or that their life is pathetic. You can dismiss the fact that CutieHearts16 called you a douchebag by telling yourself that she's fat, unhealthy, and has no friends. Why not? As far as you're concerned, she doesn't exist except in text. Anything she says to defend herself could very well be made up anyway, so you've won, right?

    Anywho, if it helps you sleep better at night.
     
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    I can squirt concentrated tear fluid out of my eyes. And once I squirted out the liquid form of sleep (you know, that crusty stuff you sometimes get in your eyes)

    I dare anyone to come up with a more disgusting talent.
     
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    Yeah - and I beg them not to post a more disgusting talent...ewwwwwwwww...the germs that live in peoples tears! What I really hate is people doing the 'bubble of snot' cry - god that's the grossest.
     
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    ROFL. AWESOME.

    Me, well, hrm I can basically crack (quite loudly) every joint in spine and hips simulateously, creepy? maybe but I imagine it as a good way of getting out of physical education.
     
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    Meh, I wouldn't say that I have that many obscure talents... although the grammar terminology that I know is wierd for someone of my age... but that's not talent - that's just having nothing better to do. Maybe critiquing... I dunno.

    Wader Go, that is an awesome talent. :p
     
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    Ah mate, when all else fails, lie. Don't worry- you're in cyberspace.

    Next time just make up something uber cool like being able to crack walnuts by clenching your bumcheeks or being able to open a bottle of beer using your bellybutton.....

    farrout now why didn't I lie? I could have had so much more attention!
     
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    I can understand the thickest accents in a matter of minutes, and start talking in that accent (sometimes unintentionally) a few minutes after that.

    I can make that "growl" that Chewie makes.
     
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    Haha, farrout that's cool.

    Some pretty impressive talents here.
     
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    I can drink straight vodka??? um.. I can do that spock thing too.. and can I please say on a serious note, keep the personal insults to zero. If ya have a serious beef with someone then go to admin or sort it ot personally. And do us all a favour.. grow up and back off!! Blue mouth friend. Me crush spinless morons that attack friends in anyway.... grrrrrrrrrrr :D (Even though I'm one to talk.... :D) any hoo... (this is meant as no offnse and I'm not wanting to launch into debate or insult trading)

    I also used to fall on broken glass willingly without holding my hands out in front of me. I don't know if tis makes sense3 cause I am slightly tipsy at the moment!!! cheerssssss
     
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    lol. Dropbear.

    Its because of Australia Day isn't it?
     
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    I hold the world record for distance lemon throwing.

    Drumming and harsh vox are some of my other talents.
     
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    OMG. i just read what I wrote! :eek: :redface:
    hahahahha! Yeah, oz day rocked! BBQ and alcahol... hmmm.... anyhoo! I can also put up with a boyfriend that plays World of Warcraft! beat that!
     
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    lol.. If only you knew my boyfriend.

    A guy devoted to World of warcraft, Defence of the Ancients, Warcraft 3, Counter Strike and Unreal Tournament.
     

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