That Moment...

TMW you walk into the door because you forgot you locked it. -_-

 

The List... you don't want to be on The List... It's a special list.


.... Nah, I just like to keep track of who's gay. Surveying the menu, as it were. Gotta be on my toes if I'm gonna find that limited population I need. Luckily, the actual competition itself is the same because it's a population that mates with itself. Except bi people. The competition there is not only weighted against me (I'm outnumbered!) but they also need those numbers less.

 

I'm hetero so...yah.

TMW you have the ending for your colonial mystery in your head but OF COURSE you are at work and your WiP is at home.

Merde, shite and dammit.

 

That moment when you may or may not have fucked off from work to write.

Like seriously I actually left the building and went home.

 

That moment when you kinda need to look up how best to drain someone's blood but you don't want the FBI or whoever at your door asking all those questions. >_>

 

Like a BOSS!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venipuncture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacutainer
Now imagine a gigantic version of that. Basically what you want is for your helpless victim to be strapped to a chair/table and have this big tube-like instrument affixed with a butterfly needle. Once the needle punctures the vein (the common vein choice is at the crook of the elbow), the suction within the tube will force the blood out. And unlike phlebotomist who use smaller tubes and actively do not want you to bleed out, your poor shmuck has no such luck. >:]

 

Good point. The method I described would only be used if the killer wanted to watch the victim die slowly and in immense distress/was torturing the victim. So I guess the question is, "How does the killer want to bleed the halpless shmuck out?"

 

@big soft moose @Link the Writer I shall combine the two. <- This is the closest I can find to an evil laugh. <_<

 

Do this;

 

Yeah, I know you are. Filthy breeder
And yeah, I feel that.

 

TMW I feel so sorry for you & wonder how you can stand suffocation.

 

Better than walking home though.

 

I forget who it was, but some male pop star a few years ago refused to confirm or deny rumors that he was gay. He said something to the effect of "I don't see it as a negative, so why should I comment on it?"

I gained a lot of respect for him from that.

Still thought his music was repetitious tripe, but at least he's a good person.

And making @Oscar Leigh's life more difficult by leaving the question open

(nope, I can't for the life of me remember who it was, sorry)

 

There's been at least five recent cases of celebrities who denied an answer, but then caved and told they're gay and they were just scared. E,g Jussie Smollett. Other ones like Robbie Williams still refuse though. And of course that's okay.
Anyone who denies telling is probably at least bi. Straight people don't usually feel the need to hide. But, of course we don't know.

 

Uh...you're aware Robin Williams is dead, right? Or is that another, different person?

TMW you think you've woken up with an immense case of the stupid. O__o

 

Not hairy anough, must be a different person:

 

Robin Williams= dead American actor. Confirmed straight, married.
Robbie Williams= alive English singer. Apparently he actually did admit he's bisexual. He's married to a woman though.

 

That moment when your recurring nightmare about having to take a surprise test that you have no chance of passing without revision actually comes true. In a job interview.

 

(Gives you a hug)

 

@Link the Writer ....how did you not know who Robin Williams was?