That Moment...

On my Facebook feed, there was a picture of a man with a horrid facial deformity and the caption below read: "No one wants to hug him because of his deformity."

This man (whose name I sadly can't remember now) is actually a very successful person, and I believe he even starred along with Scarlet Johnson in a movie. He doesn't need, or want, your pity. He doesn't want anyone's pity. Yeah, his face is all fucked up, but what sickens me is that posts like that just makes the deformity/disability all that they are just for the heartstring-tugging and 'sympathy points'.

You wanna be sympathetic to the deform or disabled? How about you fucking treat them like motherfucking human beings, and their appearance is just one fucking aspect of their whole.

 

Must...define...Must...define

 

Easy.

"The Inspirational Disabled/Deformed" Basically, take a disabled/deformed person, strip them down to just that disability/deformity and go around saying how inspirational they are/or use it to feel good about yourself for caring about them.

 

He starred nude with Scarlett Johansson. How many people have done that?

And yeah, I saw one the other day of an attractive woman in a wheelchair without legs below the knees and the claim that her husband was extorting her for likes.

A) if your SO is really pushing you to post "unattractive" pics of you for FB likes, DTMFA.

B) some people are very into (insert stereotypically unattractive feature).

 

If your gaze has lingered too long on something, but you then realized it was wrong and averted it, you aren't a dirty old man.

If you're adjusting the angle of your seat to take advantage, yeah, that's dangerous territory, and if you're actively dropping things, well...

 

Haha sorry mate, I wasnt telling you that you must define. I was implying I was one of the sheep being mindlessly compelled to define everyone.

 

Sounds personal dude. Have you been wronged?

 

Haha, I'm banking that one if you've no objections?

 

Was there a contact number?

 

pLEASE DELETE MODERATOR FUCKSo very kind of you to say so my cockmonkey.

DOUBLE POST

 

Haha OMG that is so depraved! Pahahaha

 

Thanks Dad, I'm going to my room.

 

Suuuuure you are...

 

TMW..
you have to kill a character brutally that you've become BEST FRIENDS WITH and you cry.

 

TMW you discover that the only reason you want to move the characters from your Colonial mystery to a 1950s-era (or even modern) is solely so you can write a scene where Amos Garnier has sex with his closest friend, Emily Maywalker.

TMW you realize that people have been going on affairs/knocking each other up outside marriage since the day they discovered it was even possible.

TMW you now have an image of Amos and Emily having that hot steaming sex in her bed.

"Oh, oh yes, Amos! YES!"

 

I can only imagine how the others would feel once they walk in to see the parlor room trashed. xD

<Emily bursts through the cupboard she was hiding in, clearly exhausted, breathing heavily and her hair is ragged. Her clothes are barely put on her>
Emily Maywalker: "Uh...we were...just having an aggressive discussion. Yeah."

 

Are you describing a fight or sex scene 'cause I can't quite tell?

 

TMW you discover that "healing cock" trope is a thing.

Sidenote: The link you gave made me laugh, not because of the explanation, which seemed straight forward enough, but because of the mention of Stargate Atlantis fan-fics. I once wrote a slashy bit of fan-fic where Dr. Zelenka and Major Lorne have a love affair.

 

Left or right fist?