Write a story using a single sentence using the last few posts above you. Make it whatever type of story you'd like. It's gonna get messy Simple Rule: Up to 2 posts per page, because I understand that some people are going to have to make boring sentences and want another one I'll begin: The two men, now alone in the woods, could at last express their hostility towards one another.
The first, a frenchman, strode up and in the most stereotypical accent one could imagine, said, "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
The second, an Englishman, stumbled back in utter disgust, then retorted "As if I a gentleman would join in your sorid talk. You should be ashamed of what filth spewed from your mouth."
Ruelle inhaled through his nose and tilted his head, his fingers tapping his hilt. "Is this a duel? We need terms and my goat is still missing! A duel without my goat is a slovenly affair. I won't stand for it!"
"I ate your goat you half wit!" the other man cried, drawing his sword and brandishing it wildly. "It was a poor excuse of a meal too!" he added, turning up his nose in disgust.
He then dropped his head in sadness realizing if he had brought his musket, it would have all been over by now.
But before he could attack his opponent, the french man advanced on him and he was hit by a surprisingly psychedelic blow on the face. He staggered backwards and held his left arm around his face, hoping to defend his broken nose from further attack from the french man.
