Because a line of old people will be lined up in order to slap you when you look back up. You should never frolic in the flowers...
Half the people don't even know what state they're in. They're just as likely to send you into Mexico as they are to (accidently) send you the right way. Noone wants to end up in MExico, so the 50/50 is rather steep! You should never name a caged girl surrounded by blue roses with a pretty voice Diva, because...
She will be fated to be a mass murderer of flowers. You should never push someone in front of a car that is supposed to kill you because of an evil wish you made...
Hahahaha, because it will come back and bite you in the ass, and somehow you'll be the one ending up in front of a similar car. For the once that don't get this joke, I suggest you go the the Evil Wish thread in the Words Game section. You should never push a red button...
Because then Casper will appear before you and say, "Do you have a cup of sugar?" You should never lick plastic...
because you will end up like the whales swallowing the plastic. you should never write a story that uses the letter E
Because we all know what happens if you use that lettre. *Head explodes* You should never have a screen name with less then 10 letters, ...
Because then you aren't part of the long username club. Every member gets free pie! You should never smell a flower...
... because you might just be allergic! If you don't think that's annoying, you obviously aren't alleric to flowers... You should never drink salt water...
Because too much sodium means you will end up having less water in your body after you drink it. You should never say "you should never"...
because you will end up spending your life writing small messages on this forum You should never replace an "a" with an "e", ...
because you'll put your EYE (i) out. Get it? Haha! I'm brilliant at 3:08 a.m. ... You should never play word games with a Nerdfighter at 3:08 a.m. ...
... the god will probably be pissed that someone is defiling his house of prayer. Allthough that isn't to bad. All the god's I've met so far where wussies. You should never mess with Zeus though, because...
He'll poke you with his lightning bolt. Poke. Poke, poke. ...Poke. "Zeus cut the crap!" You should never step on a piece of blank paper...
because you never know when it starts staring back. And nothing is as frightning as a piece of blank paper staring at you! You should never try to out-post CommonGoods on the Golden orb topic...
...Because what they say about moss may not be true. CommonGoods should never challenge Xeno to outpost him because...
... Xeno will try so hard he'll die young after suffering a massive stroke So don't go there buddy! You should never let Xeno write more then 50 posts a day...
Because then Zeus will think he is being challenged... BUM BUM BUUUUMMM. You should never try to communicate with fireflies...
... because they are boring as hell, so it's a huge waste of time. Seriously, they can talk about the scent of water for HOURS. You should never drink to much water...