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    The Dumb Get Dumber

    Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Raven, Jan 17, 2008.

    I was watching something called the worlds dumbest criminals.

    I have to mention this because its hilerious.

    A man stole a car with no gas in it. So you can imagine he didn't get very far. Duo! Well of course the local Police came to apprehend him. Well he runs into the woods under the cover of night. This idiot thinks the police can't see him. Normally that would have been true and he'd have evaded them.
    But.
    He had a pair of trainers he'd stolen earlier that day from a shoe shop but these trainers were not an ordinary pair Nope they had flashing lights on their backs so while this baffoon was hinding in a bush between two trees the police slowly crept up on this nutjob and apprehended him. He could not figure out how he'd been caught. It was when they reminded him the trainers he was wearing that he'd stolen had Bright yellow and red flashing lights on them, that those stolen trainers were in fact what had given his otherwise good hiding place away.


    Duo!
     
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    I love it Raven. It does cause me to lose a little more faith in the intelligence of people, but man is it funny to read.
     
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    Duo!
     
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    Raven....I can never say you have let me down....whats sad is most of this happens here in the states...*sigh*
     
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    lol.

    I got a story for you:"

    A robber holds of a gas station. he demands all the money in the cash register and a pack of beer. The kid attending the counter says ok and hands it all over. As soon as the robber is gone the kid at the counter calls the police and gives them the robbers name, address, phone number, and the lisnse plate number of his car.

    The robber had robbed the gas station where one of his school mates worked... USA *Pats Neidermeyer on the back*
     
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    *sighs again* I guess I am a diamond in the rough. lol. I do have to wonder where in the hell the people of this country are going. It is depressing really....perhaps I need to move. Any suggestions?
     
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    Wow, thanks for all the good laughs at the immense stupidity of people. :p
     
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    You could come up here to Alaska... not many stupid people, but the Natives are a bit distant...
     
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    Ah, Alsaka huh? Not enough people to make very many stories! jk :p
     
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    lol. I believe the natives are called Enuits? I might be wrong though, not sure.

    From what I have seen Alaska is a beautiful state. Might have to go check it out sometime.
     
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    Yes, Alaska does look nice, but most of what I know about it is from pictures and the Robbin Williams movie The Big White. lol
     
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    LOL what a dumbass!
     
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    That last video I just stopped- tooo long to sit through!
     
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    This was caught on cctv

    A man goes to rob a bank he has his face covered over by his ski mask. As he enters the empty bank he goes to the register and gets out his gun. He says to the woman at the cash register give me whats in that cashier.
    The women presses the panic button. Well the shutters come down blocking him from doing harm to any of the registars and from robbing the bank.

    Well as he makes a mad dash for the door he bounces of the glass door onto his arse. again he runs at the door and again he bounces off.

    He tries this a third and fourth finally giving up on his fifth attempt. He looks up at the camera giving the V sign. he resides to the fact he's trapped and the door has been automatically locked. So he sits down removes his mask wipes his face the CCTV catches his face.

    Well a minute later an old women opens the ONE WAY door.
    Duh!
    So its at that point he realises he should have pulled the door not pushed it with his body.
    Duh!

    So he legs it.

    Well because the CCTV caught his face after he removed his mask awaiting his fate the police caught this nutjob.
    Duh!
     
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    hahahaha I love humanity.

    it really is amazing how dumb mankind really is!
     
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    Wow... just wow. I've done that, but never that badly! lol
     
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    There was also the guy who held up a convenience store, and among other things demanded booze and cigarettes. The clerk handed over the money, but insisted she couldn't give him the cigarettes or the alcohol because he appeared to be underage. He protested loudly and continued to threaten the clerk, but she held firm. Finally, he handed over a photo ID to prove he was old enough, so she relented and gave him what he wanted, and he left in a hurry.

    In his haste, he failed to notice that she had not returned his ID. Imagine his surprise when the police arrived at his home to arrest him a couple hours later!

    Yes, this is a true story of a criminal mastermind.
     
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    And yet people still do it. Dumbasses.
     
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    In a case similar to the "pull door" bank job. A criminal robbed a gas bar. The clerk was behind bullet proof glass and there was no way the crook was going to get at him. So the guy yelled at the guy to give him some money and was told "No". The clerk then hit the alarm.
    So the crook grabbed some stuff off the shelves and headed for the door. He bounced. Undaunted, he proceeded to spend a minute kicking the glass out of the door while threatening the clerk. Finally he crawled through a hole he made in the bottom of the door and ran away.
    Because of the delay the crook was caught while he was still running.
     
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    Haha, when will people realize it isn't worth trying to rob a bank?
     
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    I've got a good one!

    A 16-year-old kid held a party while his parents were away and the house got trashed. The parents now face a $20,000 fine and the kid won't come home. Haha, the plight of Australian Youth. The video I've linked to is hilarious - especially the over-the-top reporting.

    Here's the video.
     
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    isn't it scary to think that one day it could be yourself doing something this stupid and there could be someone out there pullen the piss out of you?
     
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    Some kid from Germany I think did something similar. Except instead of running, he burned the house down and then ran.
     

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