The Evil "Wish" Game

Granted, but due to the massive inflation that this causes, money becomes almost worthless and we have to go back to a gold and silver standard.

I wish that all nuclear missiles vanished completely, and the technology to create them was lost.

 

Granted, but a much more deadlier weapon takes its place having the ability to kill hundreds of millions.

I wish the world was made out of candy.

 

It was but then i ate the Earth and you out of mere hunger. *beeeellllcchhhh* Much better!

I wish love could never go wrong and the war wuld have a happy ending ..(for us people in the U.S.)

 

Granted, love never goes wrong, and the war has a happy ending for us, but there is no longer any such thing as us, and a happy ending means disaster for the two countries against which we are engaging in hostile actions.

I wish that I could live in the World of Warcraft universe as a level 60 hero.

 

Heh Great wish..(i love that game..but that's off topic) but you are stuck in it forever and you can't get out!!! You beacome hated with many factions and the Argent Dawn goes after you cuz you too popular.

I wish I had the best computer gaming system to play WoW on.
WoW= World of Warcraft

 

Granted

Your wish is granted, you do have the best game system known to man. So its really too bad you cant play it. The freak accident involving the UPS man who delivered the system, and a stick of butter leaves your hands permanintly mangled.

I wish there was no such thing as a cold! (aaAA..Choo!)

 

Wish granted instaed it's feakishly hot. 10000 degrees...ouch.

I wish the power to become indestructable

 

You become indestructable. However the world blows up and everyone on earth dies. You are left alone by yourself with no one to talk to you. You are left to float around in space forever.

I wish to be the author of a bestselling novel whcih has nothing wrong with it, no magic, just the best novel in the world.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, there isnt much competition on Mars.

I wish I had secret powers that enabled me to know all the answers to all the greatest conspiracies.

 

Granted you know all the answers to all of the greatest conspiracies, including ones that have not happened yet, but will in the future. You spend your life trying to stop all the would be conspiracies, until you go completly insane with the pressure of it all. After which you spend the rest of your days locked in a room with padded walls.

I wish there was more hours in a day so I could get more done!

 

they now become endless

I wish parents would mind thier own business

 

lol! your wish is granted. Parents everywhere mind their own business, and the world becomes filled with children run rampant!

I wish my kids would listen!

 

Wish granted they become hypnotized be u and obey every command ....u take away the meaning of every child's life...they die from bieng so good all the time.

I wish no1 ever questioned my desicions

 

Wish granted.
The children all die and slowly the adults die out with no one to replace them so everyone dies. (I am a teenager and like to think of myself as a child so I dislike this conversation!)

I wish for an endless supply of chocolate that doesnt fill me, tastes great, doesnt have to be "made" AND fills me with happiness.
(No drugs in the chocolate)

 

Well you turn brown and melt..and that's the end of that..lol.

I wish every1 was immortal and indestructable

 

Granted everyone is immortal and indersructable. However the world explodes and evryone is thrown in all directions floating into infinite space by themselves. Now evrery floats around space forever always suffocating but never dieing. And in ther mind they know it was you who had done this. With your wish!

I wish to be the author of a bestselling novel whcih has nothing wrong with it, no magic, just the best novel in the world and it is published on earth!

 

Granted, unfortunately the world explodes the day after it hits the bestseller list and you never enjoy the spoils of your achievement

 

where's your wish dude???? And why does the world keep blowing up!!!!!! this is crazy I'm glad this isn't real life.

I wish the world never blew up!!!!

 

oops..forgot my wish..heh

Ok onward...your wish is granted. The world never blows up but instead is consumed by molten lava and becomes uninhabitable.

so do i get two wishes since i forgot to post my last one?

First wish..

I wish that someone could prove without a doubt the existence of God.

Second Wish..

I wish that there was no such thing as being "fat"

 

Someone does, but God smites him and the answer can never be found again, because God jealously guards it.

Granted, but everyone shrivels and dies, because we need a certain ammount of fat to live.

I wish my neck was better.

 

Wish granted but then you become a hermit because everyone thinks your vain and sticks their nose up at you (big boogers!)

I wish my mum loved me like she used to

 

granted: but she loves u to much now and wont leave you alone. jst like when u were a child (hard one to make bad)

i wish that politics were all ways fair

 

Granted politics become fair but the people's view of fair is different world war 3 breaks out.

I wish I had a good paying job

 

Granted: you have a good paying job but you soiled yoruself when you saw your paycheck.

I wish to go to hell.

 

Wish granted.
You go to hell

I wish I could go to heaven immediately and stay their forever.